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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who? 
Oakham all ye faithfull… !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice Cube !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ant
Ant who?
Antartic!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!  Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who? 

Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who? 

Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who? 

Avery merry Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Igloo
Igloo who? 

Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Santa.
WHY ARE YOU AT THE DOOR?

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s gonna get the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

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