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Snowman Jokes


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

What do you call a snowman party?
A Snowball!

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

How do you make a snowman a blonde?
You hollow out the head!

Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?
“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

Where do snowmen find out information?
The Winternet!

What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.

What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?

What is a girl snowman called?
A snow-ma’am!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!

What do you when you have an icicle and a girl about to be eaten by a snowman?
I scream!

What’s white and flies up?
A confused snowflake!

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