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Reindeer Jokes


Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup!  Comet cleans sinks!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!

What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
“Rude”-olph!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!

How do you get into Donner’s house?
You ring the “deer”-bell!

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
“Elk”-a-seltzer!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight!  One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
“Deery” Queen!

What’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
“Elk”-a-seltzer!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

What’s a reindeer with no eyes called?
No eye deer.

When does Santa Claus travel with reindeer?
When it’s RAINing!

What did Dancer say to Vixen on a rainy Christmas?
 ”Now I know why they call us RAINdeer.”

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